A divorce party is imprudent enough.
They even organised a divorce auction.
I even told somebody I met outside the toilet
that genuine love is priceless and reasonings that love cannot be measured by monetary terms.
- NT$1,500,000!- What your brother-in-law did was not wrong.
Brother-in-law? You mean ex brother-in-law?
Anyway, you will feel upset if you keep all these things.
Donating them to charity is good too.
Charity?
- NT$1,800,000.- NT$1,880,000.
This mister over here with NT$1,880,000. Any higher biddings?
NT$1,880,000, going once.
NT$1,880,000, going twice.
NT$1,880,000, going thrice. Congratulations to the gentleman over there.
Next up, the second item up for auction is
a brooch pin from Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
Everybody, take a look. This brooch pin has a feeling of the older era.
You can say it is an antique brooch pin.
Okay, the starting bid for this brooch pin by Miss Guan Xiao Qing
- is NT$100,000.- Isn't that a wedding gift from Mom?
What is it doing here?
The marriage is already a failure. Keeping the wedding gift
will make me look laughable.
No! This is Mom's blessings for you and it is the only dowry that you have.
How can you put something up with so much sentimental value for auction?
NT$100,000. Is anybody going to bid?
NT$100,000?!
Is anyone willing to contribute your compassion for this brooch pin?
You only need to buy this for NT$100,000. Any higher bids?
All these wealthy people
auctioning love is already cruel enough,
ye they are still behaving so dismissively.
If Mom knows about this, she will definitely be very upset.
NT$200,000!
NT$20...
This man with extraordinary taste bids NT$200,000.
Is anyone else going to bid for it?
NT$200,000, going once.
NT$200,000, going twice.
NT$200,000, going thrice. Congratulations to this gentleman for the successful bid.
Hi, Miss. Do you need any help?
I'm sorry but I want to ask
do you have the contact number of the mister who bought the brooch pin?
I previously have his name card
but I can't find it right now.
I'm sorry but we can't disclose our guest's information.
Oh, I see. But the reason why I am looking for him is...
Why don't you leave down your contact number and I will help you relay the message?
Can you? Okay.
This is my name card.
Please pass it to him.
Saying a good bye nicely
is not that difficult,
right?
Brother, you are here.
A lady came looking for you. I think she wants to ask you about the brooch pin.
Boss, why did you buy something that nobody wanted it?
Big brother, did you not see how awkward the situation was earlier on?
Next time if you go up and host, organisers like us, one of us must do something.
This is more than a little. We are talking about NT$200,000.
I have my own purpose.
For our boss to take the matter into his hands,
this auction item must have its own extraordinary value potential.
Strange, this brooch pin doesn't seem to have any value potential.
Or is there any reasons that we don't know of?
Stop thinking of those things that don't exist.
We are not the same. We don't think everything as flirting.
I am just making the best out of it.
I think you are materialising women.
You are spouting nonsense. You need a slap![Guan Xiao Tong]
What? You will go up the stage and be the host next time. [Guan Xiao Tong]
No... I am good at watching over the venues.
Hey, my university classmate asked me out to celebrate my restoration of single status. I will not go with you.
Sister, are you sure? If you go over then you have to pretend like you are fine.
Why tire yourself?
Who knows, while acting, I might think that I am good, treating the act as a real one.
Sister, stop trying to put a strong front.
Don't worry.
Be happy! I will get going first.
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Thank you, thank you.
Aish.
I am sorry about the auctioning of Mom's brooch pin.
It's okay, Sister. Just treat it as if Mom made a donation of $200,000.
She will be happy if she knows about it.
What are you doing here?
Don't tell me you followed me all the way here?
You are asking me this question for the second time.
Guan Xiao Tong, you asked me to contact you.
I just didn't want to waste money to call you over this matter.
So, let's talk this face-to-face.
I don't get it. You actually spent NT$200,000 to buy that brooch pin
and followed me all the way here, just to save that small little amount of money.
Who asked you to be so good at walking even though you are wearing high heels?
I...
Forget it.
I have a few personal questions that I want to discuss with you.
I don't know if someone like you who is conceited is trying to show off your wealth or you just suddenly wanted to do a good deed.
You are willing to spend NT$200,000 to buy that brooch pin
but that brooch pin is really important to me.
So, can you let me use installment plans to buy it back?
People like me...
Although it was not because I suddenly want to do a good deed that I bought the brooch pin,
it is definitely not because I want to flaunt my wealth, such absurd reason.
What is it then?
Selling something like this in a place like that,
if I don't buy it,
you will feel embarassed.
Hey! People like you who help somebody is so high sounding.
I'm sorry but I don't believe that somebody is willing to fork out NT$200,000 to save an embarassment for a stranger.
Much less is that I can buy that brooch pin for just NT$100,000.
If you want this, then take it back.
Anyway, I have no purpose to keep something lousy like this.
No need! Please take good care of it.
I will think of a way to save up NT$200,000 and buy it back.
Thank you!
Hey! Hey!
One year's heartbreak.
Forget it. Stop thinking about it.
I want to curse at somebody whenever I think about that man!
Guan Xiao Tong, you are an expert.
Forget him, forget him.
Forget that annoying face.
Hello?
Hey, Guan Xiao Tong. What are you up to? Why didn't you answer your phone calls?
My phone didn't ring. Wait, let me find it.
Don't tell me you lost it?
I won't.
Strange, it is always like that.
I can't find it when I need to use it. When I don't need to use it,
it always appear on its own.
Don't use Murphy to rational your forgetfulness.
I won't!
Ji Jia Wei.
Renew Agency of Divorce. Chief Executive.
The mailbox number...
Why is it that the other party cannot kindly pick up the phone whenever a phone goes missing?
I Meet You Dating Service.
What?!
That's right. The man who could agitate me without speaking a filthy word
is the opposite agency's CEO.
So is he a small catch or a big catch?
Looks are not the main point!
Does he have chocolate abs or a mermaid line?
Body figure is not the main point either!
The main point is whenever that guy comes close to me,
my Murphy's index will rise to the highest danger zone.
But both of you seem to be fated.
I think it is an unlucky fate.
- You met him so many times in such a short period of time.- That's right!
That is because he is like Annabelle who keeps lingering around me.(Annabelle is an evil possessed doll in the movie 'The Conjuring'.)
Impossible! If it was not for a tyrant like him,
my cellphone would not have gone missing.
And with this incident alone, I know that he and I are in serious conflict!
Does he know that you are working just right opposite of his company?
Since both companies are so close to each other,
looking at the extent of your conflict, I think you have to go to the temple everyday to calm your nerves.
Touch wood! Don't spout nonsense!
Such ominous guy will not appear in front of me if there is nothing going on.
Oh, really?
Xiao Tong!
Don't tell me he is that Annabelle you are talking about?
Hey, he is not a small meat but a big meat!
My cellphone!
What? What are you doing?
Big meat...
Come here!
Why do you have my phone?
I should be the one asking you.
Ask me? I should be the one asking you.
Hey.
Did you forget to say something?
What do I need to say?
Thank you.
Hey.
What is One year's heartbreak?
You peeped at my phone?
No... I locked my phone.
I can't be bothered to look at your phone. You set a reminder on your lock screen.
Hey!
So what exactly is 'One year's heartbreak'?
You broke up for a year?
Hey, can you not talk about someone else's personal life here?
And this is my problem. What does it got to do with you?
Be positive.
Breaking up should be a happy thing.
Even though it was not possible one year ago,
if you need in future, you can come over to Renew Agency of Divorce.
I will provide you a professional way of leaving in good terms.
And right, because of your relationship,
I will charge you at a cheaper rate.
You already have one.
Hey.
Sunday.
Recall inbox.
- Why are your replies so cold? What did I do wrong?- No. I'm sorry, but I really loved you before.
From my perspective as a love doctor,
there are no incurable terminal love diseases
and only doomed singles of love who gave up on treatment.
As long as we chase after our love courageously, everyone will be able to find their own
happy marriage that solely belongs to them.
- Okay.- Okay.
- Thank you.- Thank you.
To think that you don't have a single NG shot.
We should hire you as an expert in the future for the program.
I just did not want to embarrass Senior.
Actually, I was super nervous. I memorised the script till the wee hours.
Okay, since we've ended, I will get going first.
- Thank you.- Thank you. Bye bye!
You've worked hard.
Be careful on the roads. Remember to edit her prettily in the video.
Hey, Xiao Tong! Your theoretical interview for '4G good men' is brilliant!
It is a good topic and convincing. If Sister Mei Zhen sees this, she will definitely say...
Good job, Xiao Tong. This is balance, balance, balance!
Hey, let me tell you...
We can only rely on you now to handle Sister Mei Zhen.
For tomorrow's love seminar, you must charge at full energy and grab hold tightly
of all the old and new members.
Don't worry. For this love seminar, I have already made tactical evaluations multiple times.
I will work hard, no problem!
You are amazing.
Do you need to do some homework?
No need, I'm okay.
Way to go!
Renew Agency of Divorce.
An Ting, help me to photocopy this.
- Okay, no problem.- Thank you.
Come.
Then leave the remainder to us.
Thank you. Sorry to trouble you.
Thank you.
Over here, please.
Thank you. Please follow me.
Polo, you must have waited very long. Are you hungry?
If you are hungry, I will take you out to grab a bite and go for a walk.
You've work hard, accompanying me for a meeting for so long. Come, give me a kiss.
Polo.
Basically, you just need to double check for these few items. Otherwise, there is no problem.
Okay.
You are not being serious at work. What are you laughing at?
No...nothing. My wife said
she will be buying oysters to replenish my health tonight.
But the website does not seem to show that.
What are you looking at when you are suppose to work?
Jia Wei.
The techniques of a perfect love hunt battle seminar.
Love Doctor, Guan Xiao Tong.
Where did you get this from?
My friend's boyfriend's girlfriend gave it to me.
I see. A friend's boyfriend's girlfriend.
Isn't that your friend?!
Yes! I mean, no...
Actually my friend asked me to go to increase the number of participants.
Increase the number of participants?
A seminar that puts a group of love failures together
with those meaningless banners and useless slogans,
only idiots will go.
Work hard. Work hard, okay?
Let love become simpler. Dr. Love will help you to diagnose your love problem.
It was said on the discussion board that this seminar is extremely good.
It is totally a loser's saviour. The tickets for this seminar received an all-kill online.
It is difficult to get one ticket.
Did you bring a notebook?
What is a notebook? I even brought along a recorder!
How did you deceive Jia Wei to come here?
In order to completely subdue your enemy, our Boss has to personally take this matter to hand.
Boss, come, take a sit.
Sit.
Relax.
Coffee.
Which one is Xin Xin?
Jia Wei.
Wow, there are so many people.
Hey, Xiao Tong. I did not know that you are so popular.
I am so nervous.
What is there to worry about? Way to go!
Hey, Xiao Tong. Isn't that Annabel?
What is he doing here?
Oh my god. Why is it him again?
What is he doing here?
How would I know?
Our seminar will begin soon, so...
those of you who are not yet seated, please take a seat.
Now, with a round of applause, let us welcome our Love Doctor,
Guan Xiao Tong!
Hi, everyone. I am Dr. Love, Guan Xiao Tong.
I am very happy to see so many of you here for today's love seminar.
Today's perfect love hunting techniques
is not only a guide to successfully sell yourself out but
most importantly, it is a shortcut to the access of love.
Firstly, a woman's conditions for her spouse
may be completely different from what you all think it is.
Previously, men who show signs of the '3H'('3H' - high education, high income and high standards of body measurement)
have always been a good spouse choice for the majority.
But now, this concept has become outdated.
Men who suits the new generation of women's appeals are
4G good men.
I have 4G.
All of you must be curious as of what 4G means.
4G means, guts, giver,
gentle and guarantee.
These 4G means...
Guts - A responsible man will not drag you down.
He can give you a good breathing space all the time.
Giver - a man who respects you, allowing you to be yourself.
He makes you feel at ease.
Gentle, which means gentleman.
Thoughtful and gentle men will constantly care about their ladies' mood
and let you feel their docility.
Docility.
Guarantee, which also means the basic prerequisite for good men.
They are faithful and not flirtatious. They guarantee you security.
So in conclusion, in a woman's eyes, a good man is like a good sanitary pad.
This is extremely well said.
What a proper use of comparison.
Are you here to spy on our enemy or worship somebody like her as your teacher?
What?
Actually, in this modern era,
it is difficult to meet a 4G good man.
Because there is an increasing number of men who does not conform to the conditions,
especially those...
who do not care about others but only themselves.
Then why didn't you dodge?
Conceited men who always think they are superior
and always try to give a rational explanation for their disrespectful behaviours.
Anyway, for something lousy like this,
I have no reason to keep it.
Worse of all, he is an extreme male chauvinist
who intrudes someone else's privacy.
Thank you.
Hey.
What is 'One Year's Heartbreak'?
Everyone, men like this are a negative example of a 4G good man.
He is a total NG man.
NG man.
What a low IQ of love hunting techniques.
What?!
So he came to make a scene?
That's right but with Guan Xiao Tong's reputation,
he can't easily make a scene as he likes.
Then... what happened after that?
What happened after that?
Why did you come?
Forget it, I don't want to know the reason.
I don't care what the purpose of you coming here is but I want to thank you for coming to my love seminar.
Thanks to you that we have an NG man as a negative example.
I think everyone will have a better understanding of what a 4G good man is like.
You sound so impressive.
Our noble Love Doctor must have used this magical theory
to find your perfect match.
I don't see the necessity to discuss with you about my privacy.
It is not a necessity but you don't have one to talk about.
That is why although sometimes theories make sense,
in the theory of love, it may not work.
Besides,
if you can find love just by relying on conditions and theories,
there would not be so many divorced people in unhappy marriages in this world, wouldn't it?
So is that why you can make big money from love disasters?
Opening Renew Agency of Divorce
and separate those husband and wife who can still be together?
Looking at you, I guess you don't believe in love.
You are just a love insulator who is unable to face your own problems.
Hey, stop using your weird theories to analyse my feelings.
If I am a love insulator then
you are a love guru full of nonsense!
I don't need your approval
but just because you refuse to believe in love,
it does not mean that you can reject believing that others have the chance to find true love.
This lady is a professional.
For every word that she said is deeply rooted into the heart.And for every sentence that she said is dangerously spot on.
Do you need me to fill up the Dating Agency's registration form for you?
I told you, from the beginning to the end, this lady starts from a female's point of view.
A pity, she does not understand men. What kind of Love Doctor is she!
Are you talking about the saviour of single people, Doctor Love?
To think that our company just so happens to be right opposite them.
How did you know?
Knowing is basic.
She is totally my idol, my goddess!
Goddess? How?
She is the first person who created the theory of a 4G good man.
Let me tell you, I follow her blog everyday.
Whenever I am free, I will ask my friends along
to participate in her Pilgrims of Love.
There is actually something like that?
When is the next one?
The next one...
From time to time, you pretend to be Jia Wei to flirt on girls.
For events like this, you want to...
Oh, no. You can go for such events
by using another identity, Brother Simon.
This woman's brainwashing skill
is really powerful.
The new generation of women are independent on life, work and income.
So we are no longer a man's accessory.
We also do not need to lower down our quality of life for love.
There is an increasing proportion of single ladies. This is not because they have a lot of spouse choices
but because they have set the wrong standards.
So in order to find an everlasting love,
we have to see what requirements we need.
Most importantly, we have to observe our surroundings
-to see if there are any suitable ones.-This woman is not only cute in person,
she is also very photogenic on TV.
She is also very systematic when she speaks.
She looks like a lady with brains.
The most important thing is her aura of confidence and professionalism
is enough to make those women's faces with no connotation to fall.
That's right.
You guys want to quit and join her, huh?
Of course not.
No?
Then go back to work!
-Yes...-Go back to work.
Boss, you are smart. I will do my work seriously.
Hey, did you find any friends to be a part of the membership?
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What? You also feel that I should do that too?
Okay.
Love Doctor, Guan Xiao Tong.
Tens, Hundreds, Thousands, Ten thousand, One hundred thousand...
Polo, there are so many ignorant people out there.
After watching Dr. Love's interview, I have decided to not be a doomed single of love.
This is ridiculous. What is happening to the world?
There is no incurable terminal love diseases. There are only doomed singles of love who gave up on treatment.
Looking at you, I guess you don't believe in love.
You are just a love insulator who is unable to face your own problems.
I no longer love her
but why am I unable to love others anymore?
I no longer love her but why am I unable to love others anymore?
What am I doing?
Can I believe what this woman says?
I no longer love her
but why am I unable to love others anymore?
I'm sorry, Xiao Tong.
♫ The world has changed ♫
♫ It darkens every single second ♫
♫ The moments that are soon to be forgotten, reminisce right by my side ♫
♫ The sunshine at your moment ♫
Kai Wen. Remove from my favourite list.♫ I forgot to be strong because I was too optimistic ♫
♫ It turned out to be during the collapsing phase ♫
♫ humans become less courageous ♫
Zhang Xiang Gu. Zheng Qi Qi.♫ Our love is only left with frustrations ♫
♫ Why are there so many accidents when we love? ♫
♫ I think I should let go ♫♫ I think I really understand ♫
♫ I realised the longer I wait, ♫
♫ the more my love will not come back ♫
♫ Our love is only left with frustrations ♫
♫ Why are there so many accidents when we love? ♫
♫ It turned out to be that I am too dependent on you ♫
♫ Before you turn your back and leave, ♫
♫ won't you kiss me? Baby, goodbye ♫
♫ Goodbye ♫
The biggest serenity
♫ The world has changed ♫
♫ It darkens every single second ♫
♫ The moments that are soon to be forgotten, ♫
♫ reminisce right by my side ♫
♫ The sunshine at your moment ♫
♫ I forgot to be strong because I was too optimistic ♫
♫ It turned out to be during the collapsing phase, ♫
To Someone: The Things You Only After Meeting Love ♫ humans become less courageous ♫
♫ Our love is only left with frustrations ♫
♫ Why are there so many accidents when we love? ♫
♫ I think I should let go ♫♫ I think I really understand ♫
♫ I realised the longer I wait, the more my love will not come back ♫
♫ Our love is only left with frustrations ♫
♫ Why are there so many accidents when we love? ♫
♫ It turned out to be that I am too dependent on you ♫♫ Before you turn your back and leave, ♫
♫ won't you kiss me? Baby, goodbye ♫
♫ Goodbye ♫
You are a professional psychiatrist with a license.
Why did you not stay in the hospital but instead come to our dating agency to be a love counsellor?